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“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”
by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021
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to leave church

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
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northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!
megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo
by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021
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church leaver

A church leaver is a Christian who has decided he no longer wants to be a part of a local congregation. So he simply stops attending church, and no longer fellowships with Christians, and no longer submits himself to the authority of any church leadership structure. He has not necessarily ceased his belief in God and Jesus and the Bible, but rather he has chosen to no longer participate in church attendance, and all the trappings that come with church attendance.

Most church leavers who wish to remain devout in their faith rely heavily upon the internet for sermons and for indepth Bible research. They find comfort in being able to watch a pre-recorded YouTube sermon at their leisure, or else to be an anonymous "lurker" during a live webcast of a live Sunday morning sermon being sent out from some church elsewhere in the world.

They will sometimes interact on social media groups with other Christians where they might discuss theological matters and even ask for prayer. But the priority of a church leaver to remaining uncommitted to any one church body or group of believers is never compromised.
I became a church leaver when I realized that church attendance was more burdensome than simply worshiping God on my own.
by Innocent Byproduct May 22, 2021
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Wein Church

The Wein Church is a church and religion that revolves around the idea that all people deserve big titty anime girls.
The Wein Church is a real religion
by LimetHeboss May 29, 2021
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The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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