A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
by DeezyD May 1, 2009
Get the Christmas Caroling Hoemug. From the 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' movie character, Clark Griswold and his overdone Christmas lights display.
Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.
Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.
Jack: Dude, you're late for work again. And you've been looking like hell lately. What's up?
Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!
Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!
by Wasabi-Woman December 7, 2009
Get the Griswoldian Christmas Displaymug. Homes that have an excess of lights, animates toys and inflatable items all over there house and lawn.
Check out the Christmas Throw-Up at that place....It looks like the circus is in town again.
Can that place have anymore Christmas Throw-Up on there lawn?
Can that place have anymore Christmas Throw-Up on there lawn?
by Toddfrey December 3, 2009
Get the Christmas Throw-UPmug. by speedy0901 December 27, 2011
Get the Christmas Adam Evemug. Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
by bon1616 September 26, 2005
Get the nightmare before christmasmug. The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low Income Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"
by SnobSnob January 3, 2010
Get the low income christmasmug. A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
by Altoes May 16, 2021
Get the a ghetto christmas carolmug.