Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”

“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011

Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005

captain planet

To kick another dude in the balls

Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Bill: What?
*Bill gets his balls busted*

Aaron: You have been educated

by SargeHavoc May 11, 2008

captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

captain's eye

Getting a blowjob and shooting your jiz in the girls eye. ARRRR!!

This bitch was giving me head, I pulled out and gave her a Captain's Eye - ARRRR

by Brad Goodhill January 6, 2008

Captain Planet

Another term for child pornography.
Used as a secret code in the early times.

Oh man you got tons of captain planet in there!

by Ipis Ipissum March 4, 2011

Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019