chair jockey

A person who out of choice or due to mental disabilities, rocks back and forth in a disturbing manner. These are often laughed at by people of the general public if the jockying is so vigorous the chair collapses or the jockey smashes his/her back against the back of the chair

Hey look, that retard's a complete chair jockey!

by john smartasss November 3, 2008

Angry Chair

The meaning of being a cunt

Are u a angry chair

by Edgar afganistan January 22, 2019

Cairan Stevens

someone who has animal-like facial features, generally a rat. gives off animal-like odours, resulting in little friends. someone with the same definition but with a lot of friends is called a spastic.

“oh my god look at the new guy!”
“wow! he looks like he’s Cairan Stevens!”
“oh my god! we better stay away from him!”

by definition demolition November 24, 2021

violin chair

Used to describe a chair or some other piece of school equipment to used as a musical instrument. Ex. A person can lick his fingers and rub them across the metal cage in school desks in order to create an almost violin sound.

"Dude, let's play some violin chair!"

by MATATES December 5, 2004

boy in chair

evil idiot who thought i was katie hs boyfriend and needs to be staked through the heart

boy in chair needs to be staked through the heart

by the keegans hole May 10, 2004

Chairricade

(n) - A barricade made of chairs.
(v) - To make a chairricade.

(n) - Aaron went to leave, but the door was blocked by a chairricade.

(v) - To prevent Aaron from leaving, Slagathor chairricaded the exit.

by KFJNT October 5, 2009

Kicked The Chair

to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip

hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair

by HANGH! May 29, 2008