cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

Cash

a very very short man

i almost stepped on Cash today, he is so short

by duckyrj1 March 4, 2022

Cash

a very short (gender)

i almost stepped on Cash today.

by duckyrj1 March 4, 2022

Crash for cash

Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.

Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025

Cash Is King

A phrase meaning that nothing holds more power in business than cash. When deals get shaky, when negotiations stall, when credit dries up, and when everyone talks a big game — cash is the thing that makes people bow, move, agree, or say yes.

“He didn’t have the best offer, but he came with the cash. They took it. Cash is king!”

by Mr. Perch November 20, 2025

Cashed-up-bogan-in-chief

Named after the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

That vulgar former New York property developer and multiple bankrupt, Donald Trump - the cashed-up-bogan-in-chief

by Busterbate November 30, 2025

cash

stinky chuddy guy

his name is cash? yeah he's a chud.

by okokokokokooinink December 1, 2025