crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Urinal Cannon

Male genitals, Penis.

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?

by Sherwinator October 18, 2025

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021

ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.

Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon

by Kikotexan May 19, 2021

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025