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Cancer

Cancers are most likely to be depressed. They always hide their feelings and pretend their okay when they are not. They are quite funny and are very nice. They can be very sensitive if they feel like it.
Cancer girl: Hi..
Random Mean girl: You ugly nonsense.
Cancer girl: I like that explanation for me.
by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020
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Kid Cancer

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up
Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass
by AH SHEESH November 20, 2020
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Cancer

Bro my mr.jackson got cancer bc he bald
by Nikeboi_2k18 April 24, 2019
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Cancer

1. Something you don't like.

2. Someone who likes Something you don't like. Often told to kill themselves. See Kill Yourself.
Person 1: Undertale is cancer.
Person 2: I like Undertale.
Person 1: The Undertale fandom is cancer. Kill yourself.
by Quackface August 3, 2017
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neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
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Cancer

by LoL admirer July 21, 2023
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Turbo cancer

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
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