Caleb Sattais is the definition of a very VERY cool individual and everybody aspires to be just like him.
by Gerald Corsbey March 28, 2019

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022

by Sexy Man 325 October 11, 2020

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.
by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Random gamer: yo george where that’s older guy we play with?
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.
Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.
Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet
by George wakenbake June 4, 2020

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by Newfiegear October 25, 2022
