Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.

1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."

by pervertatoid August 14, 2010

combusted

consumed by fire/explode

"have you ever combusted looking at gurthy yoongi"

by combusture yoongi June 7, 2018

Smokey Combo

This is the act of a male giving a female both a rimjob and a BJ.

Also a food item available at burger king.

JP Harvey give Han Be best smokey combo ever!

by Raykojacgottawigon May 6, 2010

noob combo

Any combo of items in a video game that require little skill but is very powerful. These combos are looked down by higher class players who have mastered other combos but are still getting killed by players who basically cheat by using the same easy combo over and over again.

But you're the master, how did he beat you?
He just kept usin an old noob combo.

by Slavik Von Stockholm May 4, 2005

mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.

John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...

by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011

combing

when one uses a comb like device to straighten the bodily hair of one's lover, in order to create a relaxing yet sensuale experience and funtime.

I am combing you now, bitch.

by 25 Cromwell Street October 14, 2008

combustion

When something goes off with a bang or an event was heavy

Yo, dat dance was combustion

by guardian October 24, 2003