The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
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Get the cat mug.A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.
My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!
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They may look cute on the surface, but they are little devils.
cats. just cats.
They may look cute on the surface, but they are little devils.
cats. just cats.
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