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chocolate layered cake 

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

cunt cake 

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".
You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.
cunt cake by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

Vagina Cake Hat 

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

fat cake 

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried
a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

Welsh cake 

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.
'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'
Welsh cake by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009

Man Cake 

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.
Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"
Man Cake by Ka & Ko August 22, 2008