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Get yo cake on

Am I bothering you? Ok, just get yo cake on.

Smell that cake! 

a term made in St.Helens, England.
Basically it is an insult to one who has a "cakey shitter" from eating too much cake.
If you are told to "Smell that cake!" you should feel ashamed as it is the ultimate burn.
Sean: Kyle Smell that cake!
Kyle: Shut up!
Rest of the class: Whey!
Smell that cake! by Cake Bøi November 25, 2010

Blind Piece of Cake 

An insulting way to call someone dumb.
Harris at Adam: "What are you blind, you piece of cake?

Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."

Bikers tea cake 

A "bikers tea cake" is geordie for a head butt/nutt
Person 1: Don't offend anybody or you'll get a "bikers tea cake"
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

roasted brown cake 

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it
The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.