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Bonercoaster

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."
1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."
by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006
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Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius October 4, 2008
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Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.
Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!
by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009
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Captain Boner

Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
by Kristian Donaldson March 8, 2005
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Awkward Boner

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014
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Boner

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.
A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!
by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019
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benerism

word invented by me and a few friends for when you freak out, hit things, hit people etc, for the slightest thing that makes you mad.
the actual person who does this is a boy in my year called BEN MCGHEE(haha).
kinda fat, bad tempered, ginger hair(we think it's a cat)
person: *writes 'ben' on a blackboard*
ben: *freaks* ARGG! waddles to board, frantically scrubs it, then chases the person round the room, hitting and shouting insults at them.
by Acid Burn July 28, 2004
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