driving the bus

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.

If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.

by Don G August 22, 2005

driving the bus

Holding onto the toilet bowl while vomiting. Also known as "driving the porcelain bus".

Ernie ended up driving the bus at the keg party. I drove the porcelain bus all night.

by garb agio September 20, 2005

sucky bus

That person who sucks all the good luck away from people around him/her and uses it for his/her own good.

She just won a free trip to Europe and I went from banging the secretary to signing TPS reports. She's a real sucky bus.

by larnielane August 4, 2013

Back of the bus

A term to describe doing a black chick from behind.. normally anal is involved somehow.

I switched it up last night and took that girl to the back of the bus!

by El Guapo Loco July 1, 2011

Mid-Bus

Mid-Bus not to be mistaken for the term, short bus. Is a bus which is shorter in length than other busses: about 1/2 the size. The Mid-Bus is usually a strange and awkward looking bus, and is generally for very cool school children--generally for students in grades 1-12, and is cut short in size because somebody in a wheelchair or disability lives on the road of the busses' route. This bus is yellow, not blue--this is one of many stereotypes about the Mid-Bus including: the Mid-Bus is for retards, and calling the Mid-Bus a "short bus".The Mid-Bus typically contains six seats for the cool kids and one for the pedophile driver in the radical Ford version, or three seats for all the cool kids to share, and two spots for the disabled in the crappy version.

Example:
Turd- "Wow Lloyd, the short bus must suck. Isn't it blue also?"
Lloyd- "I don't know what you are talking about. However, if you are talking about the Mid-Bus, then it is like an elegant resort with cool kids and it is painted yellow, not blue, you turd.

by SuperCoolLloyd November 16, 2011

Party Bus

pimped out coach bus used for drunken endeavors; may or may not include a stripper pole

Let's take a party bus out on the town for my birthday!

by drunkstudent February 25, 2009

Py-bus

A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure

Stop that Py-bus he has my child!!!!

by The Py-Bus Investiagator July 29, 2008