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Covid-Breath 

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
Covid-Breath by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

face breath 

A person that looks white but is mexican.
face breath by Waco-Word February 23, 2022

ATM Breath 

Ass To Mouth Breath- the worst bad breath imaginable, must hold your breath to pass them. It can be caused by when you or someone else gets butt fucked and then you turn around and suck that dick. Your breath literally smells like shit! Or an individual that has terrible oral hygiene.
I can't stand next to that Ho, she got that ATM Breath.

Dude, you need to brush your teeth, floss, and gargle with gasoline. I can smell your shit breath 6 feet away while we both are wearing Covid masks!
ATM Breath by ECO-AF March 7, 2022

butter breath

the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair
yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...
butter breath by CedricArnold April 11, 2022

Whoopsie Breath 

1. (verb) to want to take a breath but doesn't

2. (noun) to wait for an eighth rest
"I just did a whoopsie breath," said the clarinet player.
"You forgot to do the whoopsie breath," said the band instructor.

Dragons breath 

Taking a fat rip and then taking a shot right after then blowing out the rip
I'm about to do a dragons breath boiiis