Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.

Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D

by driZatt June 12, 2011

hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

jawline beard

That played out beard growing just along the jawline that every male between the ages of 17 and 25 seems to be flaunting

My 17 year old nephew , Adam ,seems intent on proving he's man enough to grow facial hair sporting that jawline beard

by Dr Doolittle December 2, 2016

Scroat Beard

Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.

Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.

A beard resembling a nut sack.

Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.

Everywhere on campus, I'm seeing SCROAT BEARDS!!

by JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED October 14, 2010

Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010

Bearded Ladies

A term given to the oddly dressed gent sporting a beard and a well maintained ladylike bun type hairstyle.

Wow there is lots of bearded ladies at the shopping center today, is the circus in town.

by S F R June 5, 2015

Back Beard

Hair that runs from the side burns to the back of the neck.

Dude! look at that chicks back beard!

by Kory October 5, 2003