Baseball

A wonderful and fun game to watch play. The modern game of baseball was invented in by Alexander Cartwright, an American, born in New York city, New York(Not Canada for the ignorant Canadians who try to claim something they have no right to). Baseball is a game of speed, focus, concentration, strength, and even strategy(who to pinch hit, should you just show a pinch hitter to confuse the other team, who to walk what to throw in what situation to achieve what you are trying to do). The game of baseball, like someone else on here mentioned, is a game a lot of people, especially when they do not look at all the aspects of the game, think it is boring. The game of baseball is in fact, in my opinion, quite fast. It could be a 0-0 game in the 7th inning lets say and someone could hit a grandslam and theres 4-0. At any time in baseball, at least 1 point can be added to the board with one swing of the bat if its a homer.

PS: Sometimes lets say i go to get some chips or something and get back and even though i took only a minute I missed seeing 3 or more points being scored, that is way faster than football.

Canadian: Canada invented baseball, eh
Me: No you didn't "EH"(says mockingly) it was invented by Alexander Cartwright in the late 1800s who was born in New York
Canadian; Oh I apoligize then eh, at least we both agree baseball kicks ass, eh?
Me: True that.

by Daver91 November 27, 2011

2nd Base

Pad near the center of a baseball field that batters must step on after before stepping on 3rd Base. In a perverted person's book, its defined as touching other peoples inappropriate places.

Announcer: And the batter circles around the baseball diamond, just leaving 1st Base! ooh He gets tagged out at 2nd Base...

Perverted Fuck: -sniggers-

Sensible Educated Person: Wow...

by Nun Yabeeze Wacks November 30, 2009

base rocks

crack cocaine

see base head

the thing about the tenderloin is that you can't walk ten feet without someone trying to sell you base rocks or asking for spare change

by sircasey February 16, 2009

redneck baseball

The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.

" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."

"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."

by MRW (the inventor of sport) June 7, 2009

Second Base on Defensive Indifference

When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."

Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!

Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?

Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.

Guy 2: Sweet.

by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011

baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

basehit

A basehit is a hit of freebase; or cocaine cooked with water and baking soda smoked out of a crack pipe.

When I get back to "Santa" Im gonna drink a tecate tall can and take a fat basehit. Its gonna be a home run when Im done.

by MaiaA February 17, 2007