A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.
by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017
Get the sting banditmug. A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. 
1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.
2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.
3) someone who loves butter.
2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.
3) someone who loves butter.
by Save the bacon August 12, 2025
Get the Butlins Butter Banditmug. by Johnrastic park May 18, 2018
Get the Pantleg banditmug. by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
Get the Butt Banditmug.