Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

bread eater

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ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."

by jxxp July 24, 2019

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020