wet biscuit

a limp, moist, weak, handshake

As in a man or woman gives you a bad handshake. "I sure don't trust that guy Bill, he gives a wet biscuit." (i.e. bad handshake)

by Sassmouth11 July 25, 2011

biscuits and gravy

In a threesome with two girls and one guy it's when the guy busts on one of the girls tits then the other girl licks it off. Just like biscuits and gravy.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome with one of her friends. I can't believe she actually had some biscuits and gravy!!!

by john horse August 20, 2007

Nugget In A Biscuit

The Sexual Act Of Taking A Dump In Between A Womans Breast's And Rubbing It Together.

Nugget In A Biscuit

by 564mw2dude October 10, 2011

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Spit The Biscuit

A game played, where men stand round a biscuit and masturbate and the last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it.

I played spit the biscuit last night, Dan enjoyed his custard cream!

by EllielliE March 07, 2009

ghetto biscuit

{Noun} A biscuit either burnt or not well done due to the bakers ingnorance

Hey yo man! Did you see them ghetto biscuits Antwon made this monin?!?! that shit was weak!

by Bradleyman January 22, 2009

biscuit head

A yeast infection on the tip of your penis. Generally contracted after having intercourse with an infected woman.

Man, I can't believe you banged Peggy the Prostitute. Now, you have a serious biscuit head.

by Greg Treebury July 23, 2005