bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.

Fuck that bean roll down the road

by Bean roll March 10, 2020

Eatin' beans

To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money

I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!

by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020

beans-bite

An obnoxiously large bite usually used when mooching food off of somebody

A beans-bite pisses almost everyone off

Beans: "hey dude can i have a bite?"

Cole: "alright but don't take a beans-bite"

.....

Cole: "asshole"

by hatredtrain May 10, 2010

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017

Mason Bean

A gay danus.

Mason bean is such a gay danus he needs to quit life.

by elizabethaaaaa January 22, 2019