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Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob
derrick: im faded off sponge bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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Benifart Bar

A bar made of Ben’s farts which is highly nutritious in cum levels
Holy cow! I’m gonna eat this benifart bar
by PresidentEquation434 July 16, 2022
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Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.
My wife is hung over from last night's zoom bar with her friends.
by The Pit Lord April 5, 2020
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Bar Lurker

One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.

A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"

"who? oh that dude in the dark?"

"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."

"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009
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Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
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Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
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