Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.

After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.

by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009

Ed Balls

There's been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in Britain, and now, they're penetrating it into the home. Ed Balls (yes, that's actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of "troubled" students. The whole idea of Ed Balls watching my every move really makes me testy. I can't believe they'll let a nut like Ed Balls just bulge into my privacy! This is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. He's teabagging our freedom!

Ed Balls proposed a new program that places CCTV cameras in military barracks. He wants to keep an eye on his privates.

by smugslug August 6, 2009

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

Balls At Face

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.

House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE

by Brooks Reed May 31, 2005

balls

Big, soft, squishy, delicate, and important spherical-ish organs that hang a couple inches below a male's penis. They are kept in a nut sack to regulate the cooler temperature that they need to create sperm. If you hit them on a guy, it is very painful. Guys usually like it when girls feel them and rub them and suck on them.

Oh man, Jenna sucked my balls today and it felt sooo good.

by Bananaandbeans October 15, 2012

sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

balls

Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"

by J Rock May 13, 2005