An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich
by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019
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When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.
by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019
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An Applecross boy is a male that attends Applecross senior high school. They physically and mentally abuse women and take drugs because they think it’s ‘cool’. They bully many students and their goals in life is to make other people feel like shit.
by Shrek:| August 28, 2019
Get the Applecross boy mug.1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
by LambdaBelmont February 8, 2020
Get the Apple mug.This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!
- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!
- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass
by Priest Mike February 14, 2020
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"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
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