anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.
Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.
by analbeads November 21, 2019
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anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.
Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022
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anal vacuum

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.
Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation
by yourmothersuterus69 June 07, 2014
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Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
by Grand Master OverSpank April 09, 2017
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anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.
Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!
by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017
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anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
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incremental anal

Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.
Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.
by pcdbob October 30, 2011
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