anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

anal bop

when you bend a bitch over, pull off her panties, stick your tongue out so it is firm, then penetrate her pooper with your tongue going in and all the way out repetitively. this can also be done with your meat pistol as well.

damn bro you must have anal bopped that bitch last night. i herd he was shitting pancakes for the rest of the week

by captain gongshow October 15, 2013

anal blowfish

An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.

My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!

by D Bird November 22, 2017

fuzzy anal

When you are "doin the do" and you can't see anything because your bush is in the way.

"Bro, I just did fuzzy anal with Brittney last night!"

"You should shave that shit dude!"

by Horse Pie February 10, 2017