Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.

Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.

by Vismund December 17, 2009

asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"

Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!

by Master Shake January 14, 2005

Asshole Rodeo

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.

My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.

by congozilla February 25, 2013

asshole to bellybutton

A situation where a room is so filled with people that where ever you turn, your stomach is pushing up against some persons ass. This is more common in a squished line of people with very little room in between every one.

"It was so fucking crowded in that line outside. It could have easily been Asshole to Bellybutton"

by YourButtUglyMama December 12, 2013

asshole nation

a person or people who are complete assholes and don't realize it

Wow, Tristan's really become one of asshole nation...

by Calciteisme April 9, 2017

asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

Asshole buddy

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

by Petrabid October 2, 2015