As a bitch

Good or bad referring to the bitch yous thinkin of at that time

This shit good as a bitch
That hoe ratchet as a bitch

by Hannah funny as a bitch January 19, 2018

Pissed as a Whistle

Extremely distraught and perturbed

"Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."

by Annahl Seppaigé November 6, 2007

Slick as a Gnat's Ass

An unusually suave female possessed of a kind of amiable alacrity.

Well, ain't she slick as a gnat's ass!!!

by Aziz Ibrahim November 24, 2009

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".

GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"

by al ice July 12, 2016

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021

horny as a motherfucker

Simile putting an emphasis on the author's need to have some form of intercourse. A motherfucker is one who has sex with his mother, and the author is in such an aroused state that he could have intercourse with even his own mother.

come on ho, get those clohtes off! I'm horny as a motherfucker out here.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004