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Goodnight Alpaca

A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.
Mom: "Are you heading to bed soon?"

Me: "Yes, after I do a goodnight alpaca with the boys."
by BoinkTownUSA August 20, 2019
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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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female alpha

AT
I tried to decide a time for dinner but AT—being the female alpha she is—alphaed tf outta me.
by Rfahey October 23, 2020
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Greek alphabet

A set of letters describing the Covid-19 variants
- Hey which covid's scheduled next?
- Hold on, let me check with the Greek alphabet
by sudoLife November 29, 2021
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Rhône Alpes

Rhône Alpes is a Region of France that I'd also known as Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes,

The Richest Region that was really that Italy Have Savoy Now to French having Savoy, When French Have Savoy, They divided the Savoy the First name is Leman (Used as Napoleon) and Mont Blanc (Used as Napoleon now used as a company), When Renaming them they called it "Haute-Savoie" and "Savoie"
Loire is the higher used Name like "Centre Val de Loire" and "Pays de La Loire" also "Haute-Loire" and "Saône et Loire" that's what is from
When Ricamarie was Invaded by Germany they became a part of France
Rhône Alpes
Haute-Loire
Saône et Loire
Centre Val de Loire
Leman
Mont Blanc
Savoy
by Rhône Alpes April 8, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.
Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI
by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022
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