Uncle Steve is your creepy uncle
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
by Chrystal Candy September 22, 2015
A sexually frustrated insecure loser going through a mid-life crisis who preys on young women in hopes to use viagra to sleep with them.
by Nancy1980 June 26, 2011
Someone who works for Daystar Computer Services an a PC technician. Constantly wears yellow flippers and scuba gear to the office. Especially when it rainss/
Yo Scuba Steve
by Scuba Steve DCS December 17, 2009
"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
by BBEmpress August 01, 2017
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
by EmpressSquad August 02, 2017
Steve adler is a queer heroine addict.When he left Guns N Roses they deinately found a much better sound.His absense is the best thing to happen to the band.Think he is mopping floors somewhere or giving head for heroine.
by Adler basher October 24, 2008
A pet that's imaginary to Markiplier the YouTube gamer. Also may prove that Markiplier has lost it lolz
Define A Pet Named Steve
by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016