1 definition by Chrystal Candy
Uncle Steve is your creepy uncle
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
by Chrystal Candy September 22, 2015