pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.

Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.

by kovila13 February 19, 2012

pound those cakes

A nice ass

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!

by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022

The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.

I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!

by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019

pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic

I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds

by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 8, 2021