Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

by Xylo April 21, 2020

Jacob Veiga

Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.

“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”

by prankingsloth May 23, 2019

Jacob Dzivasen

Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.

Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr

by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022

Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023

jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat

“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017