Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020

J + R

Dieses Paar ist definitiv für einander gemacht... Sie liebt ihn & er sie... Sie schreiben jeden Tag dass sie sich vermissen & kuscheln wollen... Eines Tages werden sie es!

J + R is the most beautiful pair

by chaampaagneepapii February 5, 2017

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

J-Biddy

Nickname for Joe Biden.

Yo! J-Biddy gonna get me that stimmy.

by The Rev NG8 January 25, 2021

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

J. Crew

(n.) A group of white men.
j.crew

That J. Crew stormed the impeachment proceedings.

by Remmy Buxaplenty October 25, 2019