Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.

Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!

by Hashtagj March 22, 2017

J&L

Winners

They ain't j&l great

by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017

j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.

"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"

by Jackwarren July 4, 2016

J + R

Dieses Paar ist definitiv für einander gemacht... Sie liebt ihn & er sie... Sie schreiben jeden Tag dass sie sich vermissen & kuscheln wollen... Eines Tages werden sie es!

J + R is the most beautiful pair

by chaampaagneepapii February 5, 2017

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020