The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.
by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021

A very rare person who you only see when something important is going on. This person likes to show up and still the limelight but will disappear when nothing benefits him. If one asks to borrow your coat, do not lend it to him...unless it's a coat you have no use for and do not want to see again.
"Hey man, didn't you fix that water
"Hey man, didn't you fix that water
"Hey man, didn't you fix that water cooler? Yeah I did, but Steven Bahm came in and stole the spotlight. Now everyone thinks he fixed it"
"That's a nice jacket. Didn't you have one like that? I did, but it got Bahmed the other day."
"That's a nice jacket. Didn't you have one like that? I did, but it got Bahmed the other day."
by you know who and why August 25, 2013

Usually, a white person who is extremely racist towards black people. Steven Kocius tend to be very aggressive to male but very passive towards females. They also hate transgenders and homosexuals. Although these people seem like very disgusting people they are really just looking for REAL friends and some pussy. Another thing common among Steven Kocius is their love for Batman, they tend to love Batman so much they would sacrifice their own MOTHERS to save Batman's life.
by leefbi17 February 16, 2022

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by Clapp September 30, 2023

a guy that had a younger brother who made both my lips fill with pineapple flavoured salvation during 7th grade
by lmsoyduyc August 6, 2023
