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J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
by Hashtagj March 22, 2017
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Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.
I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.
by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020
mugGet the Little Jmug.

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 21, 2015
mugGet the Walmart J'smug.

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
mugGet the j-wifemug.

whoppy j

the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him

(whopper jr)
oh shit its whoppy j and his crew
by whoppy j January 19, 2009
mugGet the whoppy jmug.

J-Crewin it

If your J-Crewin it your not in sweats, but your not dressed up. Also,when your J-Crewin it you can't have jeans on, you must have khakis or nicer on.
Bob:"You look nice today"

Sally:"Not really, I'm just J-crewin it.

Bob:"Oh, ........OK.
by Mado1243 December 14, 2009
mugGet the J-Crewin itmug.

lilly j.

1)adj. Chula
2)adj. Stunning girl with bright eyes and gorgeous smile
by Muñequeiro March 10, 2015
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