zooker

Someone who always does fucked shit and always gets fucked up at social events. In other words, they're fucked

"Matt, settle down you zooker!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"

by thunderslap_69 October 20, 2018

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.

1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!

by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

zooey

the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get

Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg

by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008

Zoogelen

Searching for something on Google.

It's a combination of the Dutch word; 'Zoeken" and Google, because oe and oo sound the same. The K and G btw too.

So, Zoogelen.

Just a shorter way to say "I'm gonna search for that on google."
"I'll Zoogle that!"

"And we spend allll evening zoogelen about unicorns, but nothing really made sense to us!"

by Poekey December 23, 2011

Zoie

Zoie is a very caring person who puts a lot of effort to make one happy. She would do literally everything to make someone happy. Zoie usually has black or brown hair, and is usually short. Zoie could either love you or like you, she sees love in everyone. She is very shy but when you get to know her she is very outgoing and caring. Zoie would take a bullet for anyone, even if that person doesn’t like her. Zoies think everyone should be happy. Zoie would push all her own problems aside to help her friends or someone.

jake- Did you meet that girl?
John- Oh yeah! That’s Zoie she’s super caring, I wish she could be mine.

by Wolf128 November 7, 2018

Zooben

Zooben is like cruising, but faster and a smooth car, plus you look fly.

I be Zooben down the street in my Tesla.

by Russian Mickey August 15, 2021