by Zay1Direction February 28, 2014
Get the zen malikmug. A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
by pingdingy August 26, 2004
Get the zen mastermug. The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
by AraChN!D May 12, 2009
Get the Zen Shoppingmug. Wide receiver at Moorpark High School (12th String). Loves Elyse Billig. Homecoming King Hopefull. “HYPE BEAST”. Listens to the same JuiceWrld song every goddamn day at least 4 times (Lucid Dreams). Future 1 Star Recruit. Moorpark College Bound.
by pornhub is the best hub September 5, 2018
Get the THAT NIGGA ZENmug. A person that has a uncle named frosty the snowman
And this person is always on their phone and period
And this person is always on their phone and period
by Princess Bubbles wrap July 7, 2016
Get the Steve zenmug. The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
Get the zen peemug. Someone who you absolutely hate and would do anything to rid him from this world, always thinks he's funny and shows off his richness, his friends are probably with him so they can kill him and steal his stuff when he becomes rich. He is the type of guy to go through a whole day with a girl and still get friend-zoned. He is cocky and thinks too highly of himself. Hopefully he finds this and be more like his friend Matthew.
by asdfghjkl777 May 13, 2020
Get the Zen Haanmug.