yorkshire terrier

Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.

Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.

If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.

*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 25, 2004

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

yorkshire terrier

You know those skinny small faggots which are constantly gobbing off, well there yorkshire terriers, much like the dog itself just yaps on and on and doesn't do fuck all.

Steve:'Look the little ginger yorkshire terrier' keith:'yeah I know, you just know his dad doesn't love him.'

by theonlyhumaninleicester December 5, 2012

Yock

another word for vagina

She flashed her yock at me.

by Peril May 25, 2006

yock

in Co. Donegal a yock can be any of the following
A Car
A Lorry
A Trailer
A Tractor
A Motorbike
A Scooter
A Bicycle
A Quad
A Scrambler
A Girl that is a bit of a slut (See Mad Yock)

by jesus sir that is a quer yock you have there (Refering to a fancy car or a modified car, i.e. a corsa with a body kit and an 5 inch exhaust on it)

That Mary is a bit of a Yock, she only called off her engagement last week and now she has a new boyfriend.

by madforthecock85 February 28, 2011

Yorkshire Breakfast

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

by Vohkun September 21, 2016

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019