Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
Immediately after ejaculation from oral sex, the male recipient punches his partner in the stomach forcing him/her to vomit and cause the semen to spew out of their nose. Creating the effect of a Yeti/Dragon.
by chefkatz February 16, 2012
The specific odour of yeti. Often found in dark woods, mountains, caves and brothels. The smell can be distinguished by its musky stench and it’s ability to arouse any nearby mammals. Does not relate to yowie musk.
Damn I dipped my fingers in yeti musk and I’ve been smelling like a yeti ever since
Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals
Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk
Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals
Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk
by Billy the exterminator May 12, 2021
Large, friendly, furry animal known to giggle incessantly. Became extinct because it had no known skills. The final known Yeti died of peanut allergies after being shot by a security guard with a paintball gun.
by SaraFelp February 09, 2015
by Super Hot Dave August 07, 2017
The act of cumming on a girls face and then putting her in the freezer for about 5 minutes and she comes out with frozen cum all over her face and angry like a yeti
by Elijah Gillette November 16, 2011
Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.
Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!
by Sweet Tangerine July 19, 2009