Wurzel 

A resident of South West England. Typically a cider drinking, web toed, six fingered inbred who talks like a cross between a farmer and a pirate.

“Jesus, the place is full of Wurzels”
“Yeah, we’re playing Bristol City today”

Wurzel by StevieAber February 15, 2025

curley wurley 

The state of tying dicks together in a knot.

"Ow Rylan i dont think we can do curley wurley anymore"

curley wurley by Jdksoek May 14, 2016

Forbidden Wurtele 

Threesome involving only men where all 3 maintain eye contact.

Hey what do you say, let's go down to the bar and pick up another and have a "forbidden Wurtele tonight!"

Forbidden Wurtele by Rrsparky October 7, 2025