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Wrong Side

Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.
-"Did you see that Beyoncé lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"

-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"

~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"
by MagickDio March 2, 2010
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wrong johns

noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".
You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."

Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
by sam skrambel July 20, 2009
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Wrong Beverage

The act, intentional or otherwise, of urinating in your parters mouth while they give you a blow job.
The last five times I've come here, they've given me the wrong beverage.
by Mr Blumpkin January 11, 2009
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Wrong Minded

When someone goes about : (1) Trailer park estate planning, (2) incorrectly interpreting the I.R.C., Treasury Regulations, or Congressional intent, (3) not being in agreement with a Professor, or (4) simply acting like a complete moron.

When used, this term is usually accompanied by a 2 step hand signal: Step 1 - Bring both thumbs together and point the pointer fingers up in the air to create a "W," Step 2 - Do a 180 degree flip of your hands to create an "M."
The inadvertent exposure to general powers of appointment being includible in one's gross estate under Treas. Reg. 20.2041-1(c)(i) is completely wrong minded.
by NothingElse99 October 6, 2010
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Wrong like the air in Hong Kong

Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.

The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.

The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?

Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!

Friend 3: What happened at that party?

Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!
by Phillip W Evans December 6, 2006
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Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga

somebody who looks like those ugly things off that movie Wrong Turn.
"Look at that ugly ass nigga Rico."

"He look like a fuckin gremlin or some shit!"

"I know! He a muthafuckin Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga."
by Rifa September 10, 2006
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wrong-numbered

When you give someone a false number so that you don't actually have to speak to them again. Normally after you've met with someone new, and being the polite person that you are, don't want to say no to exchanging numbers. That way they think you are a nice guy, plus you don't have to explain to them why you don't like them. If the cover is blown, the person who got wrong-numbered can be blamed for not taking down the number correctly.
Guy1: "I called the number this chick gave me last night, but it was some random old guy..."

Guy2: "Dude!!! you got totally wrong-numbered!!"
by linguisticosity1 September 19, 2009
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