Writer's Block

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.

2) Hell on earth.

1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.

by WinterReader0917 April 24, 2017

Writer

A particular organism capable of transforming caffeine into books.

Did you hear that James Dashner the famous writer came out with a new book?

by Please Tommy Please July 7, 2017

writer's dilemma

The challenge, going forward, of creating drama in a world stripped of actual human interaction.

He'd need to set his story in the past. Or in the distant future. How could he tell a 2020 love story of a couple wearing masks? Home alone, staring at screens? Storytelling required contact. For the next while, this would be the writer's dilemma.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

shotgun writer

The person sitting next to you, who types, usually offensive stuff to your friends on facebook, on your computers keyboard.

My shotgun writer was the one trolling you yesterday from my account.

by Jardorr May 11, 2016

Reese witherspooning

When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle

What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?

by BibiBB March 3, 2021

writerswidow

A spouse neglected by someone preoccupied with writing.

Shame to know about the writerswidow.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

Writer's Laziness

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016