douche bag workout

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."
by TYSON1 February 27, 2009
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Full Cavity Workout

Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!
Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!
by Con2356 January 27, 2016
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The Kim Kardashian Workout

Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.
John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?

Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night

John: ...
by Demonpr22 May 07, 2011
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4 A.M. Workout

The act of working out by having sex with someone.
Workout friend: You want to workout after work today.
Me: No, I had a 4 a.m. workout with my girlfriend this morning.
by Sanctions March 02, 2013
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20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub
i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'
by always take a hojoe to go September 28, 2015
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Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010
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surf and turf workout

This is when your day's workout regimen consist first of a good swim workout in a pool, followed up immediatley by a good weight room workout.
from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
by LC's trainer October 22, 2009
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