Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.
Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.
Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.
Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.
Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.
Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.
by sleepfan March 25, 2014
Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.
Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Womb regret. How crap is that!
by Smocko November 02, 2004
by IwishIdidntdothatonwebcam April 05, 2010
when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 11, 2011
When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
by cfghh August 01, 2012
The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.
The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.
by MTurtle July 01, 2013
Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.
Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
by YAWA August 11, 2021