When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
Get the Windshield Wipermug. When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
by Skauterino December 17, 2019
Get the Sandblasted Windshieldmug. The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015
Get the Windshield Wipermug.