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When the wind is slow

When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise
When the wind is slow is a theme song from MGR during sundowner boss fight

"LIKE I SAID JACK KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LOVE MINORS!" -Sundowner
by Average MGRR enjoyer July 12, 2022
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Windows 8

Microsoft Store Salesperson: You'd like this Sony Vaio notebook, sir?
Computer Buyer: Yes. Core i5, 8 gigs of RAM, sounds really nice.
Salesperson: It also come with Windows 8. On Windows 8 you'll have access to hundreds of new "apps". It's really great.
Buyer: Oh, I don't want that. I just want to use iTunes and Firefox.
Salesperson: You can do that on Windows 8, sir. Just click on the "Desktop" icon.
Buyer: *playing around with the store model* Oh, okay, well.... wa... where is the Start Menu?
Salesperson: It was replaced with the new Start Screen. There you have access to all of your applications, just like the old Start Menu.
Buyer: Alright, well, how do I go to the Control Panel?
Salesperson: It's really easy. All you do is right-click the desktop and choose Screen Resolution, and then just click a few other categories and you'll find it. To change the Start Screen applications and personalization you just use its own control panel in the Start Screen.
Buyer: ...Is this notebook compatible with Windows XP?
Salesperson: (mentally) *FFFFUUUUUUUU*
by trwitter October 24, 2012
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windbag

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?
by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011
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work widow

Commonly found among the partners of consultants and salespeople, a state of "temporary widowhood" caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other. A woman, married or in a relationship, who is often left alone on a regular basis for significant periods of time (multiple days), enough to seem to be single or without companionship.

Male version: Work Widower
With her husband's work schedule only allowing him to visit every other weekend, she was often know to refer to herself as a 'work widow'.
by MeganInMunich November 10, 2008
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Window Nazi

Refers to a driver of a car that puts the locks on the window controls so no one else in the car can work their own window. Only the driver can determine if a window will be rolled down or up. Someone who locks the windows is a Window Nazi.
"Dad is such a Window Nazi"
by Ginas2lucky May 17, 2008
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Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?
Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.
by PWS27 June 3, 2017
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Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017
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