The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 01, 2022
A noun used to label people who say anything you could call "gross". Should only be used when he/she makes a very gross statement or action.
1: "Hey ima jack your mother off cuz she has a penis"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
by pokemaniac64 March 05, 2010
Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021
Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019
How to use it in the right context:Jeez,he's a REAL Rage Meister isn't he?
Example:
AluminumCan:So how you doing Mike
Mike:Fine,*walks over to give Aluminum a hand shake but stubs toe*
Mike:FUCK! FUCKITY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! ASS BISCUITS! FUCK!!!!!
AluminumCan:Calm down Rage Meister just get some ice and sit down -_-
Example:
AluminumCan:So how you doing Mike
Mike:Fine,*walks over to give Aluminum a hand shake but stubs toe*
Mike:FUCK! FUCKITY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! ASS BISCUITS! FUCK!!!!!
AluminumCan:Calm down Rage Meister just get some ice and sit down -_-
by Desudigamoni January 16, 2011