Whiny Wiener

Excessive whining and complaining from a friend.

*friend starts complaining too much

"Hey stop being such a whiny wiener"

*break into song*

"Who's a whiny wiener?
She's a whiny wiener!
Who's a whiny wiener?
SHE'S A WHINY WIENER!"

by Userguy August 26, 2014

Wiener crease

The crease of a wiener

“Wiener crease. She Came for the wiener, stayed for the crease”

by gatorwiz May 22, 2022

Wiener crease

The diiiirty fold in a dink that gets filled with smagma

“I was real drunk one night in the swamp and went to give my step brother a blow job but his wiener crease was full of junk so I told him to go fuck a flat dawg”

by gatorwiz May 22, 2022

Wiener Twins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Twins when they engage in lovemaking with one female partner at the same time, in a spitroast or other position.

The gentlemen in question also become Wiener Brothers, but to a greater degree and with a far more powerful bond than your average pair of Wiener Brothers.

While not exactly at the same time, a Houdini 2 or houdini cheesecake both count.

Jay: hey Jeeves, guess what!
Jeeves: uhh, what?
Jay: me & Aaron spitroasted Barbara last night!
Aaron: WIENER TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone: hoorayyyy!

by Reiquaza August 02, 2010

Wiener pissed

When the dick is not what you expected , and you leave disappointed

Sally had a horrible tinder date, she left the evening wiener pissed

by Weinerwatersoup March 15, 2021

Wiener Basket

The skin that holds the testicles.

It's so hot out, my Wiener Basket is sticking to my right leg.

by BTshooter January 21, 2012

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 02, 2020