Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.

"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

by Yoshikonatsu February 13, 2018

Wheatley

(Spoiler warning)

A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!

by Some Friendly Gay Loser March 20, 2021

melee weapon

A melee weapon is a hand to hand combat weapon such as a sword,axe,hammer,hate stick or any other thing used at close range, they are used for clubbing, slashing, cutting, hacking, pounding,smashing, crushing, mashing, pulverising ect.

the sword up here is a melee weapon

by Jimma from aussie January 14, 2008

Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

Wheatley

Note: It's only fair to point out this article may contain spoilers.

Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.

Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011

shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

Weapon Dance

a ritualistic dance used to assert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of Call of Duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, "Do the weapon dance! Work da work do the work da work!" The Weapon Dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. Note: scientific evidence suggests doing the Weapon Dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.

Spizeo: "Hey, guys, I'm about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. Is everbody read--wait, where's Beano?"

Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"

Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"

Grover: "And how!"

by Guys In The House December 21, 2010